Confucius say: Buy game and forget responsibilities
Gentlemen, start your tinkering.
In times of war, blood will flow.
Wage Total War on your smartphones!
Spawning a dynasty, now made easier.
…Of The Three Kingdoms
Lu Bu would be proud.
China’s unification will have to wait another day.
“The empire, long divided, must unite.”
Anything to forget Aliens: Colonial Marines ever happened.
Definitely not a shamefurrrr disprayyyy.
Get ready to yell out your favourite battle cry from 300!