Global version pending.
Total War enters the Middle Kingdom.
Confucius say: Buy game and forget responsibilities
In times of war, blood will flow.
Spawning a dynasty, now made easier.
Getting down to beras tacks.
…Of The Three Kingdoms
Lu Bu would be proud.
China’s unification will have to wait another day.
“The empire, long divided, must unite.”
Definitely not a shamefurrrr disprayyyy.