Confucius say: Buy game and forget responsibilities
Waging war on touchscreen controls.
In times of war, blood will flow.
Wage Total War on your smartphones!
Spawning a dynasty, now made easier.
Getting down to beras tacks.
…Of The Three Kingdoms
Lu Bu would be proud.
Yakuza, Total War, Persona, etc.
China’s unification will have to wait another day.
“The empire, long divided, must unite.”
Definitely not a shamefurrrr disprayyyy.
Get ready to yell out your favourite battle cry from 300!
Calling all Total War fans out there!