A Brief History Of Transformers & Humans Wanting To Bone Each Another

I saw Bumblebee last week; it was a pretty decent end-of-the-year show featuring some G1 Transformer goodness and a lot of coming-of-age teen-slash-human stuff. It also featured a lot of Hailee Steinfeld and Bumblebee hanging out and being kinda touchy-feely for each other, to the point where it's unintentionally generating that "more than friends"...

Bumblebee Is A Fun Ride, Even With Its Unintentionally Creepy Woman-And-Robot Moments

Within the first 15 minutes of this Transformers origin story-slash-possible-reboot directed by Travis "Kubo & The Two Strings" Knight, I was in heaven. The battle for Cybertron between the Autobots and Decepticons. Soundwave doing his minion cassette ejecting thing, Shockwave issuing commands to the Seekers and the troops, Bumblebee and Optimu...